Apparently robot-prostitutes are using Tinder to scam men into signing up for shady dating sites. Respond to this with your own Tinder pick-up line as a sexy robot, and your answer might appear on Thursday’s show!
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, bad restaurants.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.
my small boobs make me sad
:-/ me too and I have them
POC People Can’t be Racist
This is just a discussion on my understanding of racism vs prejudice, and I did source all the examples I used in the video. Please note that you can ask questions, leave comments, and express your opinion in the comments, however you are more likely to get a response by sending me a message to my tumblr.
Irish/Italians Weren’t Always White
Black People Don’t Feel Pain
Racial Wage Differences/White Men Make More
I would like to add something to not take away from the title, but PoCs can be racist… just only to each other.
Me at my boyfriend’s friends’ wedding